Article 4

by Chris Jones

(Just for Fun)

Symptoms: Brush and comb appear to be attached to hand.

Telephone or phone headset appears to be attached to the ear.

Elevated protein levels due to ingestion and inhalation of inordinate amounts of hair.

Recurrent dreams of show awards, champions and fame.

NO Known Cure


Treatment:

Subscriptions to numerous doggie publications
Dozens of pet supply catalogs
Mandatory attendance to dog events of every sort
Vet bills,
Dog books, dog video tapes, dog seminars
Shih Tzu calendars, club memberships,
Shih Tzu clothing, doggie paraphernalia , etc., etc., etc.

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as seen in the New Puppy Owners Manual.

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